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50. fmx
FMX or Freestyle motocross is a fast growing sport and is pushing the envelope on insanity. It consists on modified (usually two stroke dirt bikes)bikes that have been talored to perform air born tricks. The front and rear fenders are cut shorter so that nothing on the rider gets caught on the bike. The air box covers are cut out larger for a grab hole, for when the rider needs to grab under the seat to do a superman seat grab and other tricks that require a grab hole. The handle bars are replaced with a low setting bar that has no second bar for support. This bar offers more room for throughing the feet out over or through the bar for tricks like the bar hop. FMX riders usually hit wood or meatl ramps called kicker ramps. They are described by their height. 6' kicker or an 8' kicker. The landings are usually dirt but can be a metal landing ramp/trailer. The kicker ramps are good from about 30-70ft gaps. The riders compete in a timed session, they through out the sickest tricks with consistance and skill to impress the judges for the highest score. The sport came from a side show entertainment for motocross riders to make a little extra cash, to a highly competitive, extreme sport. FMX has come a long way from simple no footers, no handers to double backflips, 360 backflip, and with all kind of trick variations while flipping. Keep in mind this is on a 250lb motorcycle.
man, what the hell was that.....that's insane!
X-Games
Red Bull X-Fighters
most known FMX riders- Travis Pastrana, Nate Adams, Ronnie Renners, Jeremey "Twitch" Steinberg, Tommy Clowers, "Mad" Mike Jones, "Cowboy" Kenny Bartrum.
51. fmx
FMX or Freestyle motocross is a fast growing sport and is pushing the envelope on insanity. It consists on modified (usually two stroke dirt bikes)bikes that have been talored to perform air born tricks. The front and rear fenders are cut shorter so that nothing on the rider gets caught on the bike. The air box covers are cut out larger for a grab hole, for when the rider needs to grab under the seat to do a superman seat grab and other tricks that require a grab hole. The handle bars are replaced with a low setting bar that has no second bar for support. This bar offers more room for throughing the feet out over or through the bar for tricks like the bar hop. FMX riders usually hit wood or meatl ramps called kicker ramps. They are described by their height. 6' kicker or an 8' kicker. The landings are usually dirt but can be a metal landing ramp/trailer. The kicker ramps are good from about 30-70ft gaps. The riders compete in a timed session, they through out the sickest tricks with consistance and skill to impress the judges for the highest score. The sport came from a side show entertainment for motocross riders to make a little extra cash, to a highly competitive, extreme sport. FMX has come a long way from simple no footers, no handers to double backflips, 360 backflip, and with all kind of trick variations while flipping. Keep in mind this is on a 250lb motorcycle.
man, what the hell was that.....that's insane!
X-Games
Gravity Games
Red Bull X-Fighters
most known FMX riders- Travis Pastrana, Nate Adams, Ronnie Renners, Jeremey "Twitch" Steinberg, Tommy Clowers, "Mad" Mike Jones, "Cowboy" Kenny Bartrum.
52. elephant golf
Golfing game. When a man fails to drive the ladies tee-box it is customary to force him to turn his trouser/shorts pockets inside out, unzip his fly, and walk the length of the hole with his johnson out, thus making an elephants image around his crotch.

Cruel variations of this game include consuming a quiagh (a small silver tureen used to formally serve whiskey at gatherings) of whiskey before every new hole when playing in a fourball. The first 3 players (determined by the lowest score at the previous hole) can sip as much or as little as they like, but the fourth player must finish what is left. This normally results in at least one player getting totally mashed and spaffing their drives only a handful of yards.
"Ooops, failed to make the ladies tee again, you know what that means - elephant golf!"

"Let's hit the golf course with a bottle of dram for some elephant golf"

"OK, rules for todays golf competition. No ladies on the course, and elephant golf to be played at all times."
53. condom game
Thisis a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as u want. it is played in a supermarket. u grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. while they arent looking u slip the condoms into their shopping. Then u follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they dont notice and purchase them. but if they notice them and put them aside u get nothing. a fun game to play.
Lachie won the condom game because the granny purchased them.
54. Chuffbox
noun. (pron: Ch-uff-box) A parlour game where the player must traverse the width of the room with the chuff secured between his arse cheeks and drop the chuff into the chuff recepticle to score a point. Throughout playing the game, no teeth must be shown.
Do you fancy a game of Chuffbox?
55. Lakers
Ice Hockey team from upstate New York's Oswego State University who won the division 3 nationals in 2007 after christening their brand new ice rink. Student fans, dubbing themselves the "zoo crew," have used such cheers as "sit down, bitch" to opposing team members entering the penalty box, and "It's all your fault," chanted at the opposing team's goalie after the Lakers score a goal. The mascot "laker" does not actually exist. It was probably thought up by someone who lives or works near one of the three local nuclear plants. There is, however, a slightly possessed miniature zamboni who shoots tee-shirts into the crowd. SUNY Oswego recently spent loads of cash to build the state-of-the-art facility, even though its students are forced to use hardly suitable internet.
"Go Lakers." said John as he entered the Rink.
56. camper
Campers, by definition, are people who position themselves in one spot and stay there for extended periods of time, usually either to guard an objective or to surprise unwary passer-bys. Flamed the most on the ever-popular Counter-Strike. Campers are usually hated on by anyone that doesn't camp because people seem to think that getting a kill while running in front of 10 opponents is smarter than picking them off by surprise. It's sad to say, but people are so impatient that they're willing to call you a camper just because you stand in a spot for more than 15 seconds. The whole reason why people get mad at campers is because either 1.) They died because they decided to try and be "skilled" and ran out into the open with their gun firing only to be shot at by six other guys, or 2.) Someone who is too afraid to look for the camper because of the fear he will be killed, thus lowering his score. Just because someone decides to hide behind a box so he can kill people that pass by doesn't make him "n00b". If he's a "n00b", what does that make you for getting killed by him. If you're good enough to call him a "n00b", why don't you just...check around instead of running past him like an idiot and getting killed, it's not that hard

The gist of it: A group of people with patience and strategy hated on by idiots and impatient 13 year olds with autism and/or ADD.
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