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Someone able to open a safe without the combination. A safe cracker.
If we're going to get the loot out of that state-of-the-art safe, we're going to need a top-notch box man.
by KevintheOH September 12, 2006
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Boxman is an invention by smosh on youtube where a man is a box. There are several videos about his, one of the most hilarious is 'Boxman has a girlfriend'
Whoa! Is that Boxman and his new gf??!!
by hannahHORROR July 10, 2008
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"Look at that boxman who just used those donations to purchase alcohol and drugs."
by Dargar November 15, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To be as great as the one and only Box Man! Perfect human being that is bajangled.
You almost do as well as the Box Man.
Wow! Don't compete with me, thats like trying to compete with Jesus or Box Man.
by Sonja Box Girl April 29, 2006
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Man who licks pus*y
"That breh is a boxman"
by Motive January 08, 2009
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A term used to define a male period- when a man somehow bleeds by his penis if it were to get cut.
Oh Dang Johnny! A BoxMan! give me some towels and bandaids, stat!
by Chris Rizice January 05, 2008
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