Bowzer

A Man or Woman who look exactly like the dog that they are walking.

Orig: From the Paul Rudd and Jason Segel Film 'I Love You Man'

"That Skinny Girl has a Greyhound, man she is a Bowzer"

by Turkey Burgers August 27, 2014

Bowzer

pronouned "Bowza"

noun
name for a male who is especially two faced, rude, insulting, disrespectful to women, cowardly, cocky or bastardish. synonymous with scum-bag, cheater, dirt bag, two faced, etc...

That bloody Bowzer got me drunk, fucked me, and then stole all the cash in my purse!

That Bowzer lost a big bet and then refused to pay it.

That bowzer has been walking around behind his woman's back fucking anything with legs and he still claims he loves her.

Bad guy from The Mask, Warden From The Shawshank Redemption, Eliot Suitor-Fuck

by hoosier22 September 15, 2008

Bowzer

Bowzer is a fantastic Unreal Tournament player. His stratagies and tactics in Onslaught often lead his team to victory and he has large potential leadership skills.

He is skilled in all avaliable Tournament weapons and is a fantastic driver. His tank skills are unmatched.

Bowzer will pwn you back into the stone age.

by Steve July 23, 2004

Bowzer

Totally awesome guy at Living With Style.

His favorite console is Gamecube.

Bowzer is a crunkin' good guy most of the time.

by lmaodongs February 28, 2005

bowzer

ugly girl, a bow wow, a dog

Did you see who The Bachelor picked at the end of this season? She's a real bowzer.

by Zilla150 April 12, 2010

bowzer

a nearly mindless word expressing numbskull wonderment

He took a hit of his crack pipe and then stared into the night saying: Bowzer!

by WamBamBoozle May 21, 2009

web bowzer

Any web browser that you are not using because you deem it to be a dog. (Bowzer=a cross between the Basset Hound and the Miniature Schnauzer).

Many consider Internet Explorer to be nothing but a web bowzer

by wolfbait51 April 23, 2011