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a SUPER quiet loner type of guy. never talks, even when he's with his group of the few friends he has. makes situations awkward with only his presence & when he does say something everybody listens. also has a distinct smirk when he smiles.
This Guy: Oh, hey, Bowser.

Bowser: ...

That Guy: Don't mind him, he doesn't say much.
by br0seph April 06, 2010
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An unattractive woman with overly large (presumably fake) breasts who flaunts them for attention. Of significant importance to the "bowser" designation is the presence of a jacked-up face (too much botox, a dead tooth, a weird mole, leathery skin, etc.) with the pair of obnoxiously large, sometimes veiny or misshapen, breasts which are barely contained in a tank top that's a size too small anyway.
Jay: "Yeah man, the last time we were at the Toledo Hooters we definitely missed their "A" squad."

Dave: "Yeah. Bunch of fuckin' bowsers working that night."
by SandtownHustle January 04, 2011
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Synonyms: Goodbye, later, peace.

Why? Probably because Bowser always comes at the end of most every Mario game. Don't over-think it.
Friend: "See you later, man."

You: "Bowser."
by Ling Blinger July 01, 2013
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An alcoholic drink. Half Fireball Whiskey (or any other cinnamon whiskey) and Half Sprite. It gets its name from the fact that the character Bowser shoots 'fireballs' from his mouth and Bowser is a character from a videogame which means that he has a 'sprite'.
Yes, I would like a Bowser please. I am really in the mood for something with cinnamon in it.
by Zephry December 23, 2013
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The famous Dinosaur villain from Mario Brothers. Bowser does whatever he wants, whenever he wants and Mario and the gang just have to put up with it. Bowser is the man.
Luigi: Hey Mario, what happened to you last night?
Mario: Bowser showed up and f***ed with me.
by CHIPHIBEEF March 16, 2010
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Bowser is a turtle, dragon, ox mix. he breaths fire, has 10 spiked on his green shell thats lined in white, he has red-orange hair, a spiked collar with 9 spikes on it, and spiked metal cuffs on his biceps, and wrists with 6 spikes each, he has two fangs hanging down snaggletoothed, he has 6 on the top and 6 on the bottom totaling 12 teeth, he has a tan puffy snout with a cleft chin (verry sexy) his skin is yellow but oddly his head is not leaving people to wonder how that happened, his skin is rough kinda like a dinosaurs skin, he can go inside his sheel although it may not seem like it and he CAN take his shell off. he had red-orange eyebrows and red eyes. he can breath fire and is quite in shape but slow at running and gets around by flying in his koopa clown car. Bowser species is called koopa, he has 8 children, from oldest to youngest (this is a guess) Ludwig, Morton jr., Roy, Larry, Iggy, Lemmy, Wendy, and Bowser jr., theyre have been rumors that his wifes name is Clawdia. he is obviously in love with peach, but ahe isn't the mother of any of the children. he is king of the Dark Lands right there on the same little continent as the Mushroom Kingdom. he has many minions thatwould take to long to name them all off. but there you go, thats bowser in a nutshell hope i didn't forget anything beside the face that hes the main boss in most of the mario games.
Bowser is the bees knees! lol
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A large fat bald man that drives a small fast car as popularized in the Super Mario Kart gaming series.
Hey Baz, Thats a very nice new mini cooper you have there.

Isnt it a bit small for your fat ass though Bowser ?
by Mallev January 25, 2013
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