Top Definition
Oral sex while you are shitting. A combination of the words "toilet bowl" and "blow job".
Man, that whore is so dirty... She just gave me a bowl job in the outhouse.
#shit #toilet #head #oral sex #blow job
by Honorarius April 03, 2006
The act of getting a blowjob while simultaneously hitting a bowl.
Last night my girl came through with the sweetest nugget and gave me a bowl job... I think she's the one.
#blowjob #bj #bowl of weed #nugget #high head
by Horny Maker September 06, 2010
When someone feeds you something (anything) from a bowl while wearing lingerie.
You are also tied up somehow.
Man, my wife only gives the baby bowl jobs now, and she doesn't even mean it the same way.
#bowl #tied up #feeds you #lingerie #wife
by Missm00 May 20, 2012
when you're at a bowling alley and your finger's get stuck in the ball and you try to jerk them out.
i was at the bowling alley with my girlfriend and she made me so nervous that she gave me a bowljob.
#blowjob #bowl #oral #head #dick
by dashiell September 02, 2007
Alternatively spelled "Bowl Job", a bowljob is any activity, chore, paid job or favor, deemed possible and/or better to do after getting high.

Examples of common bowljobs:
Store clerk
Process serving
Babysitting
High school homework
Rolling a jay
"I'm going on a business trip tomorrow, but seeing as I've got two co-workers with me and we're going to Kingston, Jamaica, I figure it's just gonna be one big bowljob for me."
#bowljob #bowl job #bowl #weed #marijuana #cannabis #hemp #hash #hasj #ganja #ganjia #stoned
by KG420 April 14, 2009
An act or instance of smoking a bowl of weed, in apology for a fuckup
1)Bro, I’m sorry I walked out with giving you the $100 I owe you for the dankest shit I’ve smoked in a while. Let me give you a bowl job to make it up to you.

2) Bro, thanks for driving me out to give my dealer the money. Let me give you a bowl job to make up for the hassle.
#weed #apology #bowljob #blowjob #blow job #bowl #ganja #dank #fuckup #shit #screwup
by Jon and Po October 29, 2008
A popular haircut in the 90's made by placing a bowl over the victim's head and shaving everywhere else.
Dude, that loser's haircut looks awful, it looks like his barber gave him a bowl job.
by BJ November 10, 2004
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