| 1. | Cake in a Bowl | ||
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An expression used to show optimism, and that everything is alright. It came from Mount Allison University, when students noticed a pile of mush that resembled a cake broken and smashed into a bowl with whipped cream on top.
"Bruno! What have you done? You dropped all of these cakes on the floor!"
"That's okay! Let's make Cake in a bowl!" |
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| 2. | bread bowl | ||
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When you're desperate to smoke some bud but you just broke your glass bowl, what do you do? Make one out of bread. Easily done by forming a small piece of bread over the end of a pen or pencil. Try it sometime, you may be surprised. A: Damn I'm so high. And get this, I just smoked out of a bread bowl!
B: whaaaaat, how the hell does that work? I just use some foil. A: I didn't feel like poisoning myself so I made a bowl out of bread. Besides, aluminum tastes like shit, but who doesn't like bread!? B: Genious. |
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| 3. | Drinking Bowl | ||
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The use of a bowl for drinking alcohol or tap water because every one of your cups is broken, disgusting, on the floor, or covered in ants. It's a drinking bowl bitch!
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| 4. | bowl-broken | ||
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toilet-trained. The dog is bowl-broken and so does not litter here and there.
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| 5. | spackled the bowl | ||
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Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation. Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.
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| 6. | Deef | ||
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Short for defective. Can be used for a multitude of things, from situations that have gone wrong, to things that have broken, to an ugly girls face. "Dude, you straight deefed that bowl"
"Dude, I was going to smash, but that chicks face was straight deefed." "Dude, if I fart now, I'm straight going to deef my pants" |
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| 7. | grits | ||
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Coarsely ground corn, traditionally a breakfast cereal. YUMMY!!! Though grits have a rich tradition in the South, they are not only eaten by Southerners. People around the country are finding the great uses and taste of grits. Turner Catledge, former editor of the New York Times, called grits "the first truly American food." Grits date as far back as 1607, when the colonists came ashore at Jamestown, Virginia. Grits are a good source of calcium and iron and have no fat or cholesterol.
Grits are made from the milling of corn kernels. The first step in the process is to clean the kernels; then, the grains are steamed for a short time to loosen the tough outer hull. The grain kernel is split, which removes the hull and germ, leaving the broken endosperm. Heavy steel rollers break up the endosperm into granules, which are separated by a screening process. The large-size granules are the grits; the smaller ones become cornmeal and corn flour. The word grits comes from the Old English. "grytt", for "bran", but the Old English "greot" also meant something ground. There's nothing better than a bowl of grits for breakfast; it's comfort food and fills you up with warmth. Whether they're the instant, just-add-boiling water version from supermarket shelves or the new fashion in chic cuisine, grits have been a part of American meals for 400 years, and they don't appear to be leaving the table anytime soon.
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