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Drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.
When he heard the news that he got a 4.0 GPA last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower.
by skanpolo January 18, 2006
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The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.
That Bethany is a real looker. Too bad she is a white supremicist.. She must be a Bowers
by John Hefferson July 10, 2008
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Usually a man that is homosexual and bows over to have gay sex
"I heard Nick is a Bower"
"Yes, he learnt that in prison"
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1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
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When you are really hungover and you don't feel like standing up to take a shower. So you lay down like you're taking a bath with the drain stopped up and the shower beats down on you.
Dude did you take a shower? No, I felt like shit, I took a bower.
by Roy T January 08, 2006
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Disappearing before an event or showing up late for a meet, the name came from the major of New Malden in the late 1800s.
Let's meet at 7pm for dinner, please be there Djetey, don't do a Bowers, like you're used to do
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not to be mistaken for bowers
a Bower is a person who is awesome at everything and knows it. they are in many ways almost perfect. they are exceptional only at sport that are different or extreme sports. everyone wants to be a bower but not every one is the best thing u can do is hang around one. they have this ora around them that makes you happy and laugh when ever you are around them. they are AWESOME
hey lets go to the bower's is awesome there

hey ur good at that u must be a bower

only a bower would b able to do that
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