Jim Bowen Syndrome 

People with this syndrome feel the need to talk absolute bollocks all the time.

Jim Bowen Syndrome Sufferer: Your wife is dead. Lovely, smashing, super...

Jim Bowen Syndrome by Jonny December 26, 2008

Jess Bowen 

A SEXY ASS MOTHERFUCKER

person 1: "Did you see that girl she was lookin' finnnnne"
person 2: "Oh you mean Jess Bowen"

Jess Bowen by JessBowenLover November 26, 2010

bruce bowen'd

to acidentally/purposely injure someone with intent and then play it off after the fact as if it were a accident.

named after the cal state fullerton grad turned nba star-injurer aka life ruiner.

ex. steve nash, kobe bryant, and the list goes on.

Spectator A: Damn son, you see that poor sap get undercut by the same guy he just blocked on the previous play?

Spectator B: Ya bro, he just got Bruce Bowen'd. F his life.

bruce bowen'd by real_rodsizzler October 26, 2009

Bowen 

Bowen is the shit. He loves to hang out with people but also appreciates his own time by himself. He’s shy at first, but come to know him and he’ll be open. Bowens are often great friends and great at talking real stuff. With their great blue eyes, Bowen makes for the perfect friend and boyfriend. Bowen is an all around lover of most things, especially nature and music. Bowen loves going on a walk through the woods, a bike ride with his friends, but also likes to chill at home just the same amount, if not even more. Bowen is a great friend and an overall #bestie.

Man, he’s such a Bowen.

Bowen by ㅌㅌㅌ October 2, 2018

Bowenconstrictor

One who possesses stunning good looks and will ultimately get countless hot women.

Damn - here comes the bowenconstrictor. Better hide my girlfriend!

Bowenconstrictor by sleeplessinga September 20, 2012

Seth Bowen 

A Seth Bowen is a magical word. If said 3 times in a row on the 2nd friday the 13th of the year he will appear as the great and holy Alpha Jew. It has only been seen once and those who look down upon him are smitten with awe and wonder.

I just said Seth Bowen 3 times and nothing happened, what did I do wrong?

Nothing willy, you said it on the wrong date.

Seth Bowen by PATRONUS GET SOME January 2, 2013

Aaron Bowen 

Douche bag communist liberal hipster jew that always thinks he is right when he really knows nothing. Someone that also drives a red car with their name on the back window.

Person 1: God I fucking hate that guy
Person 2: yea he is a real Aaron Bowen

Person 1: I wish he would just get in a wreck with that douche car of his and becomes brain dead.

Aaron Bowen by opr8rasfock October 29, 2014