burns: wait a minute, i don't remember writing a cheque for bowling!
smithers: uh, sir, that's for your boweling
burns: ah yes, that's very important
smithers: remember that month you didn't do it?
burns: yes...that was unpleasant for all concerned
by Crapple0 September 15, 2003
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Boweller is derived from the term disembowel & describes a girl so ugly that her looks could practically rip out your guts. The expression originated in Ireland, most likely in North Dublin street slang.
We were cruising for chicks in the club but got there late so all the hotties were engaged leaving only the bowellers
by DinoLarry August 30, 2010
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lower bowel. always referred to in the plural and also pertaining to the body action of having shit
medical officer: "have you opened your bowels today, morgan?"
morgan: no sir, i haven't been issued with any."
by theWestHamfan November 15, 2003
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1. Someone who is attuned to eating or having sexual intercourse with the bowels of another animal/human
Your dad had a boweler with your pet pidgeon
by Scott Tufrey May 24, 2004
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I open my bowels in your general direction!
by Anonymous April 30, 2003
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One who has the tiniest cock who begs for pizza and fucks ogres named cierra. Mostly seen in his natural habitat, walking on the side of the road depressed and semen covered.
Hey look theres Bowels, i can smell him from here!
by BornOnaBonghit March 20, 2020
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