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A condition in female humans wherein their breasts are too far around the sides of their chests. Clinically referred to as Cleavage Absentia or Side Bags Disease.

The opposite of knock chested.
Dave: "Damn, Debbie is bow chested!"

Kevin: "No shit. No way you could tittie fuck that bitch!"
by Connie Lingquist November 03, 2010

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