bovine

Small african goat.

"oh look, theres a bovine"

by Obz May 22, 2003

bovinity

The absolute antithesis of sincere behaviour in human form. Namely executed in completely nonsensical and ridiculous taskmaking within the workplace, encouraging the widest possible deviation from the direct route of A to B (via Z). Also an adequate description of idiotic juvenile behaviour (the like last seen in the playground) carried out by a grown woman/beast.

"Could you immediately fill out five forms in triplicate for the next toilet paper order?"
"Yes! In the name of insane bovinity, I shall! (Ya fat heifer)."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden March 26, 2004

Bovinity

In the workplace: excessive micro-managing; extensive list making in order to create the illusion of order/profitability. Just plain foolishness.

"Any instances of Bovinity while I was on lunch?"
"mmm, a few..."
"That Pimplestilskin has GOT TO GO."
"Cowpell."

by Odhran Kelly March 22, 2004

bovinator

noun: a politician whose BS makes voters dumber than cows.

Obama is the Great Bovinator.

by dcnyg August 15, 2010

Bovine

The most fantasmic word in the whole entire history of the dictionary. It is used to express a feeling of happiness or excitement.

Bob: We finish school early today.
Mary: Bovine!!

by AmyxPond August 12, 2008

bovination

Seriously fucked up psychadelic cows head

Not the ****ing cow again.

by Zax April 5, 2003

bovine feces

A fancy replacement for the word "bullshit".

1. Teacher: Jimmy, you have a detention for standing up.
Jimmy: Bovine feces!

by ShinyTrees April 28, 2014