Plastic Bouquets 

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.

Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.

Plastic Bouquets by iiexistential July 30, 2008

bouquet of humanity 

The Prosecution's term for the multiple ethnicities and ages of the people who witnessed the death of George Floyd.

Not only were there multiple bystanders of different races and ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all strangers with nothing in common!

bouquet of humanity by talk2me-JCH2 March 29, 2021

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Poor Man's Bouquet 

-noun

1. The act of a man scooping up his penis and testicles from beneath with his hand into something vaguely resembling a fleshy bouquet of flowers. Best accomplished after a long, hot shower for maximum effect.

2. Also known as the "PMB."

1. "It was Valentine's Day and Bruce was a little low on cash; wisely he opted out of buying some cheesy flowers. Bruce knocked on his girlfriends door and presented her with a magnificent Poor Man's Bouquet."

2. "Look at that hot chick across the bar... I'm thinking about taking her back to my place and showing her the PMB."

Poor Man's Bouquet by Spineripper18 March 12, 2011

Roadside Bouquet

A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a helmet. The word comes from the flower arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.

"Dude! Did you see that guy in the motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and a tank top with no helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.

Roadside Bouquet by ResidentJared June 26, 2010

bouquet of dicks 

Reference to receiving bad news or a problem issue brought to you. Some one else's mistake becomes yours to fix.

My mechanic called with a "bouquet of dicks" telling me it's the transmission that's shot.

bouquet of dicks by brickeycrow November 6, 2017

Cotton Bouquet 

A scented tampon in use. The mingled odor of a scented tampon and a decaying fish.

If you chicks only knew how bad that cotton bouquet smells, you'd stop advertising the fact that you are on the rag.

Cotton Bouquet by ExitRamp September 25, 2003