Judging by this person's income results in the ability to afford "Quicker Picker Uppers" such as Bounty Paper Towels.
However, if it is financially available, and this type of event occurs, that person has become a Bounty Hunter.
Husband: Thanks, Now cook me supper.
Wifey: (In an attempt to place beer in hand of Husband, she accidentally spills it on Husband's new glass coffee table) Oops!
Husband: Get back in the Kitchen! I need to Hunt me some Bounty now! (Becomes Bounty Hunter)