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bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.
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Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh 

A Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh that sometimes yells "OUCHHHHHHH!!"
"Excuse me Ma'am, I'm having some trouble finding a Bouncing Bean Bag for Yesh

bouncing buts 

then buts bounce, better if on your lap
bouncing buts

jimmy:Hey man look at those bouncing buts, i with it was on my lap
tommy: AW YEAAAAAA

Bouncing Bomb 

A slang term given by his freinds and peers to a large, cylindrical young member of Timberland Cricket Club, on the outskirts of Lincoln, UK.

Some people from the higher social echelons claim army ranks as nicknames, for example, the general, the colenal or the captain. however, this child thinks he is ranked a bit higher than he actually is within our small, rural club.

Therefore, another army name has been asigned to him... the bouncing bomb
1) jesus christ! please, just get the Bouncing Bomb on strike

2) wow, the Bouncing Bomb is destroying them out there

3) boing boing, its the bomb again!
Bouncing Bomb by randomer2009 August 30, 2009

bouncing betty 

A type of landmine characterized by its detonation only when pressure that has been placed on it has been released. After release, the mine springs into the air spewing shrapnel in all directions.
The private stepped on the bouncing betty and took out the whole platoon.
bouncing betty by The Professor November 7, 2003

bouncing booty 

the act of bouncing a girls booty during sex
what u do yesterday?
bounce dis hoes booty
bouncing booty by smokey January 9, 2004

Bouncing Betty 

When your ballsack is so large and droopy you can almost use it as like a bouncy ball when your bored during quarantine
Friend1: what’d you do over quarantine

Friend2: I was playing with my bouncing betty