A knee afflicted with inflammatory arthritis.

A term stemming from a CU Boulder student's frustration with unpunished party fowls.

Anyone who commits a party fowl is required to get on one knee and shotgun a beer without delay. Any beer will do, but the cheaper/shittier the better. This is the only acceptable action to make up for spilling beer, not finishing a shot, or other fowls designated by the providers of the liquor and/or head(s) of the house/venue.

Self-administered penalty shotguns are not only acceptable but encouraged. Refusal of a penalty shotgun results in immediate removal from the party and well deserved embarrassment

When a woman takes the gonads/nuts/testies of a man she is very fond of and gorilla glues each nut to the corresponding thigh and then breaks his knee caps causing to fall into a horizontal split position thus causing his nutsack to be ripped in half.