1) The one
ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked
like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only
dating for a few months.
2) The
ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.