When a Man with a LARGE penis firmly grasp the bottom of his shaft and begins to rotate his penis in a helicopter type fashion while saying chopper command coming in for landing...
Usually used to incite a Blow job but has no designated landing location.
A improperly operated chopper command Can result in a mushroom bruise or lose of vision....
Men with Tiny penises CAN NOT perform a successful chopper command and will crash and burn upon attempt.
(if your penis fits in only one hand DO NOT attempt a chopper command)
TOP DOG Walked Into the bedroom with his huge penis firmly in hand and said.
Ter Chopper Command coming in for a landing.
(Ter:) All Clear For landing proceed to entry port one for decreasing.O-:
A pale station is a group of material used to smoke weed. It contains a water bottle, a jug that can carry about 1 litter of water and a water bottle horizontally, and a small socet.
1. burn small hole on the bottom of the water bottle, about the size of a dime and place in water horizontally (let water fill)
2. Burn hole in water botte cap. Do not burn it too large. You must place the socet into the water bottle cap without it falling threw.
3. Place busted weed in the soccet witch should be placed in the middle of the water bottle cap. Place cap on bottle
4. Light weed on fire and slowly lift bottle out of the water. When smoke fills the bottle , remove bottle cap and inhale.
SUDBURY ONTARIO LOVES PALES
"Lets go hit some pales"
" Make sure you dont forget the pale station
to blaze with a sudden burst of flame (often fol. by up):
to burn with an unsteady, swaying flame.
Nose that is fierce and passionate about somthing it smells or sence.
to spread gradually outward, as the end of a trumpet or the bottom of a wide skirt.
Ex1: Emmas nose is flary as hell
Ex2: Emmas nose may have been a bit flary, with the nostrils and all to be conventionally pretty, but with her charisma and talent, that nose became a thing of beauty.
An attempt at any kind of cooking that goes horribly wrong
For instance, you have committed a flooper when you frost the cake before it is cool and the top layer slides off the bottom layer and lands on the counter; or when you accidentally use salt in place of sugar in a recipe; or when you horribly, grotesquely burn the roast.
The magic spell with the intention of changing bad to good by use of candle and salt ritual.
for swifting, you need a cookie sheet, and sea salt, and three candles (or a 3 layered candle) in the colors (top to bottom)black, brown, white. Encircle them with sea salt on a cookie sheet. Concentrating on your goal, light the dark one first and use it to light the brown one when it gets low, then do the same, brown to white. finally, use the white candle to burn a small piece of paper with your intended goal written on it. friendship to love, poor to rich, hate to friendship, etc.