Hom Bottler 

The excretion of fluids after a very large animal is removed from the rectum. Nasty stuff.

"Man, I heard about that gerbil incident a couple days ago"
"Yeah the worst part was the hom bottler"

Hom Bottler by Hom Bottler March 28, 2015

bottleham 

Bottleham is a popular name given to Tottenham Hotspur, because they bottle majority of their opportunities to win a trophy

Omg! Did you see bottleham yesterday?? They lost to Zagreb 3-2 after winning the first leg 2-0 bottlers!

bottleham by Sleek_Nero March 26, 2021

bottlemasher 

The bottle that you use to push fecal matter down the drain after shitting in the sink

“Hey Sydney, where do you keep your bottlemasher?”

bottlemasher by StraightAlex February 25, 2019

Bottler

In footballing terms the word bottler refers to a player who initially plays well but makes a huge mistake or lets the team down when it really matters. i.e missing a penalty, missing an easy chance, losing your temper and getting sent off.

You can also refer to football teams as bottlers. For example Aston Villa are well known as bottlers because they seem to always be in good form at the beginning of the season but towards the end they lose this form and end up missing out on Champions League football, despite looking like they could be the best side in the premiership at the beginning of the season.

Eugene Dadi is such a bottler, what an awful penalty that was.

Liverpool are such bottlers this season.

Bottler by Matalan March 25, 2010

Bottlecapping 

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.

While Kaitlyn was on her Tinder date, bottlecapping Jeff became the only option to protect her dignity.

Bottlecapping by malthewiz October 28, 2018

bottlecap method 

When you hot glue bottlecaps to your nipples, sexually, and seductively rub the outer ridges of said bottlecaps, and enjoy it. Usually for sexual pleasure.

Wow, I heard Derek and Braedyn tried the Bottlecap Method last night in bed!

bottlecap method by Dogboot February 20, 2017

rusty bottlecap

When a girl is licking your ass and you realize that you didn't wipe completely when taking a crap earlier in the day.

She was licking my ass and I gave her the ol' rusty bottlecap. She didn't like it, but she kept going. What a trooper!

rusty bottlecap by 6BallsAndASplit November 5, 2009