One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"
by Jeffrey Douglas December 4, 2006
In the doggy style position ...when a woman yells at you during the act of sex that you are a pussy and that is all you got!!!! You proceed to take a unopened beer(corona works the best) jam in in her ass, slam it down and rotate it clockwise. Step back, grab you clothes and give her the PEACE sign after you tap you chest and say PEACe OUT. you leave her trembling there naked on all fours trying to get it out. When she does the beer will opened for her enjoyment
After she yelled at Tony to be a man during sex, Tony proceeded to use the bottle opener and left for the night
by jimbocoles56 April 3, 2007
When a woman from Amsterdam forces her male partner to insert a cork into his rectum before any intercourse has taken place. Upon climax, she removes the cork, causing an expulsion of 2 bodily fluids at the same time. This is often followed by the woman rolling around in the male's feces/semen mixture and pleasuring herself.
Ian's friend Dan had the bottle opener performed on him for the first time unwittingly while visiting Amsterdam.
by MacGyver1138 August 25, 2006
term used to describe a girl(sometimes a softball player) whose pussy is so tight, it can be used to open a bottle; usually an exaggeration
by §teve July 7, 2005
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