|1.||Bottle Blond Bimbo|
The Bottle Blond Bimbo is a typical young female usually around 17 to 20+ years of age typically from the United States of America. The Bottle Blond Bimbo also known as Triple B or simply BBB for short, is a ditsy, lascivious, empty headed and all around cum dumpster that often casts normal women in a negative light.
The Bottle Blond Bimbo is characteristically known to have artificial chemically dyed blond hair and large amounts of contrasting makeup particularly mascara and brow liner. Moreover, Bottle Blond Bimbos have a characteristic bad or overly tanned skin which further contrasts with the dyed blond hair and bad makeup.
The Bottle Blond Bimbo is a hedonistic, shallow, and consumerist creature that appeared around the late 1980s and early 1990s along the West Coast of the United States of America. In the past they were often classified as Valley Girls. However, the Bottle Blond ...
bottle blond, bottle-blond , bottle-blonds
1: Women that make their hair blond, white, platinum, etc by the use of bleach, peroxide, or putting their head in a toilet of said chemicals.
2: ditzy women that want to be known for their bodies instead of their minds.
3: A team of women-rocketeers that succesfully launched two gallons of bleach into the air by H-series engines in 1995. The FFA arrested them shortly after.
"Gentlemen prefer the bottle to bottle blonds." Philipe Nicolini, from Adicus and the Brainchild.
A woman who dyes her hair blonde and thinks guys are stupid enough to think its real.
Here is a easy way to tell a real blond from fake: Look at the eyebrows!
WARNING!!! Avoid bottle blonds because if you last more than 10 years with them there hair will fall out from peroxide poisoning!
Wow nice blonde hair, only problem, you have brown eyebrows!
Stupid bottle blonde
A woman who, for some unknown reason, is attracted to men she finds out are younger than she is, often significantly so. She looks younger than her age, acts younger than her age, and has the confidence she didn't have when she was younger - which younger men apparently find appealing. She's not always the bottle blond, surgically enhanced woman described in other definitions of the word. She most often has her life in order and has earned her independence. She's probably not had a conventional life and she's ok with that. Many of her friends don't get it and tell her to find some old rich fart to die with.
This is a cougar scenario of the kind described above: The flirtation had gone on for weeks and he finally asked her for her number. She gave it to him knowing he was another young one. When she found out how old he really was, she sighed on the inside. All she could say was, "I'm a bit older than you." He guessed she was about 38 and in her head she said, "Yeah, that's how old I was when I had my daughter who is now 15." Another sigh.
|5.||collars and cuffs|
Ladies head and pubic hair
"There's another bottle blond. I bet her collars and cuffs don't match"
|6.||horton high school|
horton high school is a huge modern school put overtop of some poor man's orchard, on top of a hill in the middle of nowhere. The magority of freshman girls suffer from BBBS (bottle blond bitch syndrome) and wear knockoff boots and have fake Louis Vuittons...and 99% of freshman guys have yet to hit puberty.
The sophmores are divided into several categories and sub categories, since 2 feeder schools dump new students into grade 10 each year. There are hippies, skaters, druggie-skaters, druggies, wannabe skater-esque people, grubs, jocks, popular preps, preps, preps who want to be rebels,and of course the nerds.
The sophmores girls are mostly all bitches obsessed with ugly Ugg boots and being skanky and wearing american eagle. The guys are very into themselves and strut around as if they own the place.
The seniors for the most part are a group of well rounded interesting people. They have gone through the stages of Horton Development, they know who they are, what they want to be, they don't care about status and they'll let you go and smoke pot with them at lunch, if you're lucky.
Person: "whoa, horton high school fucking sucks"
Me: "Yeah, tell me something i Dont know"
cant sing, cant dance, cant act
bottle blond who i predict will try and go down the same road as jessica simpson, except for jessica is beautiful, can sing, and can dance so hilary will obviously fail miserably.
spoiled brat, selfish and arrogant, obnoxious, won't quit singing and acting even though everyone tells her she sucks (and she does), shes got a fake face, a fake body, and her voice is computerized
Hilary Duff is an arrogant fake slut.