"Aris" is Cockney slang for Arse (Aris = Aristotle = Bottle = Bottle and Glass = Arse).
"she takes it up the aris"
|394.||the ass of a beer|
The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass. Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson, Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate. Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.
Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - "Give me a minute. I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot!"
This is similar to a cunt punt the 'art' of kicking someone so hard in the vagina your foot gets stuck. The cunt pint is where you get a pint glass bottle of milk and insert it in the woman's vagina. You then kick the vagina hard enough to shatter the bottle in effort to make the female infertile.
stranger1: hey shut up or i'm going to cunt pint you
stranger2: *twitches in pain at the thought* gaa please nooooo!!
A state of extreme hornyness, in which one may be prone to excessive innuendo and lowering of standards in the opposite sex. Symptoms may include a massive hard on, intense squirming and desperate flirtation.
'Look at Alex, his flirting is so tragic'
'He must have the megahorn!'
'I watched "Paul" last night'
'wow did you watch porn?'
'no, i said "paul" are you on the megahorn?'
'Oh my gosh i've got the megahorn, i'd even fuck my ex!'
'oh my gosh you have the most amazing boobs!'
'dude, control your megahorn!'
'can't come to work today...i've got the megahorn'
'i'm blowing the megahorn like an empty glass bottle'
(verb) To, rather than sip on an alcoholic beverage for a length of time, gulp it down (20 oz. bottle, piint, 32 oz. glass) in one (occasionally two) drinks.
"Bar's closing in 5 minutes....Scozzari that shit."
A ridiculously strong drink which, when combined, turns a slightly scary colour purple. It has an aniseed taste (because of the aftershock) but is not that difficult to swallow. This drink is NOT recommended without ice or to be served at anything but below room temperature. Ingredients required:
1 large (pint) glass
A few ice cubes
2 shots of red Aftershock
2 shots of blue Aftershock
1 bottle of Smirnoff Ice (lemonade-vodka alcopop)
Pour shots over ice, then mix Smirnoff Ice in well with stirrer (preferably your finger for true authenticity).
Do you remember anything about last night?
No, nothing after that Purple Lovin'
The act of ingesting half empty drinks or abandoned drinks in a bar when you are drunk and either too poor or tightfisted to buy a drink.
Usually has a number of bad consequences such as drinking spiked drinks, Getting confronted by the original owner of a drink. getting herps? and most likely ending up mangled in a few short minutes, depending how skilled a surfer you are.
Drunk Person 1: man drinks are well expensive here, £5 for a bottle of beer you gotta be kidding me.
Drunk Person 2: hey check it out "Drunk Person 1" theres a few beers over there that have been abandoned.
Drunk Person 1: Plan we should start drink surfing.
Drunk person 2: Sweet why didn't we do this before tonight
Drunk Person 1: this beers a little warm but man tastes nice been free.
Drunk Person 2: I found some more and this glass of something think its rum and coke. Pfftt tastes weak as hell.
Drunk person 1: haha can't complain, I hope no-one notices.
Later that night....
Drunk person 2: #phonecall to "Drunk Person 1" "Yo where did you end up, I just got out of hospital." - drink surf fail.