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Botanic Empathy 

To share and understand feelings with botanical life, it is especially strong during time of extreme circumstances in which a plant may go through, such as withering away or being stressed out.
My aloe plant started to wither away due to stress, and my botanic empathy made me start to wither away as well, on the inside.

Botanic Discharge 

The act of using a stick to extends one's testicles as far as they can whilst simultaneously cumming as a result of it
My balls hurt yo from all that botanic discharge

US Botanic Gardens

Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.

Love you Brendan
For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.

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Brotanica 

A reference to the once mighty, proud, and indestructible vessel manned by only bros and homies that were fiercly loyal and would never have hesitated to take a bullet (or an iceberg) for each other. Like the Titanic, it was destined to suffer the same tragic fate. Pandora's box was opened on deck and a combination of a lack of respect, disloyalty, passive aggressiveness, jealousy, and backstabbing caused the ship to go astray, hit an iceberg, and sink.
Gangplank: Brotanica has sunk!
Miss Fortune: Poor Caribee, Heretic, and Rewgew all drowned.
Gangplank: Thank god for these lifeboats. At least we made it to paradise, but it's kind of scary being haunted by them from their watery graves.
Miss Fortune: Fortune doesn't favor fools!
Brotanica by Yessica Ly April 21, 2013
A nonreactive element that is only produced when adidas lion Shishiro Botan giggles or makes a noise of any kind.
Botanium has been found to be on par with Nakirium in potency, new study suggests.
Botanium by justsomesimp May 2, 2021