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Lets have a definition coming from someone who actually has lived in Southie (South Boston) their whole life and has seen a lot of people and know what its like.

1. This place fucking blows. There is nothing to do, it is overrun by conceited chavswho think they fucking own everything because they vandalize shit and pick on kids younger than them. If you wanna go to the movies, you have to hike it to the nearest bus stop. Then wait for an hour for the bus to come. Then go all the way downtown and walk another ten blocks to the movie theater while being quacked at by yuppies in duck tour boat and run into crazy hobos and desperate street vendors.

You can't wear one single thing of black hear without a fourteen year old wearing a burberry cap calling you a goth. You can't speak your mind without getting jumped. If you have an issue with a chavette, they get their chav boyfriends to jump your non chav boyfriend who has nothing to do with it.

Girls here tend to wear tight jeans with their thongs hanging out, fake silver hoops and smoke so much that its disgusting. The girls lose their virginity to mansluts here when they are fourteen. Their bleached blond hair is straightened with an actual iron because they are too "ghetto" to afford a straightener even though their parents are fucking filthy rich.

But some shitty ass teenagers have fun here. Hanging out in local parking lots, sharing the same cigarrette and vandalizing shit. Then there is the fighting. Oh, the fighting never stops. People take street fighting up as a sport in the NBA.

The guys think they are fucking John Cena when they are really scrawny little shrimps wearing oversized teeshirts. The girls swear every three words and smoke like crazy, and drink and fuck and slut around. But they somehow appear adorable to their men.
John - normal guy
Kelly - chavette
Rick - chav - Kelly's boyfriend

John: Hello Kelly.
Kelly: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
John: Nothing. Just hello.
Kelly: are you calling me a slut just because I fucked three different guys and I'm only thirteen?
John: no, I'm just greeting you -
Rick: Hey little gothic faggot! You wanna piece of this
* pulls up sleeve and shows off muscles as thin as a two year old's pinky finger*
John: *sigh*

2. Bob: Hey, you wanna go see the movie Click?
Jim: Nah. I don't feel like waiting for the bus for ten hours and then getting knocked over by yuppies on the hike to the movie theater.
Bob: Wanna go ice skating?
Jim: And get knocked over on the ice by stupid chavs? I'll pass.
Bob: Wanna go to the park?
Jim: Why, so we can get our faces punched in for looking at some guy's sleezy girlfriend because she has her hand up her ass? no thanks.
Bob: Boston sucks.
Jim: yeah.
by ersfdfgdfgzdv September 22, 2007
A place where fans take games with more intensity than marriages, where cheeze is used like salt, and where the roads are never devoid of traffic. People from Boston come down to New York City for college, and then do nothing but talk about how Boston is a better place, yet they don't have nearly as much enterainment as NYC.
"Bob is a fat piece of crap from Boston that loves the Red Sox like they were an illegitimate child of his, yet he'd never be good enough to pitch for them."
by Bthomas May 11, 2005
Hole of a city in eastern Massachusetts. Residents generally characterized as massholes.

The worst. Worse even than Connecticut.
Person1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person2: Gotta pay a visit to Boston.
Person1: Sucks to be you!
Person2: Fack you, Bahstan is wicked aahhsome.
Person1: Hahaha, sure it is.
by brownthomas June 06, 2005
A dump of a city in Massachusetts. The Holy Land of massholes everywhere. Boston is the worst (even worse than Connecticut).
Person 1: Oh mannn, the sawx are wicked ahhhsome!

Person 2: Back to Boston from whence you came, idiot.
by brownthomas May 12, 2005
A city located in Massachusetts. Only people who live in Boston think that it is better than NYC, when in reality, everyone knows that it doesn't even compare. Boston looks very colonial, and everyone from Boston thinks that they're amazing just because they have good sport teams (and that's all they have, by the way. Oh wait, I forgot about the Boston Tea Party..Woopty Doo.) I don't live in New York OR Massachusetts, but I've been to both plenty of times to know that Massachusetts does not compare to New York. Don't complain that Massachusetts is "Taxachusetts" just because the taxes are high, because New York is one of the most expensive places to live in the United States. And don't brag about the Patriots, because they lost to the New York Giants in Superbowl # 42. But I can tell you one thing, Cape Cod is very nice. Boston however, is rather boring during the day..but fun at night! Everyone in Boston is proud to be Irish, I don't know why they're so god damn proud when most Irish people have the qualities of a ginger..(Freckles, light skin.) Therefore, most people from Boston are proud to have the symptoms of gingervitis I suppose! However, Boston people have hot accents.
Pahk the cah in Havad Yad in Boston.
by Karin White February 18, 2009
A twn in Lincolnshire, England. It is paired with Boston, America. We have random saying and we talk in weird ways. For example - Computer - Copoota
The Boston in America is named after this one in England ( i think)
Boston is a terrbible place.
by Carl Jennigs October 04, 2006
Bean Town. The largest city in Massachusttes and New England with just under 600,000 residents in the city proper and some 5 million in the metro area. It is one of America's oldest cities and the place of the Boston Tea Party, some battes of the Revolutionary War, the ride of Paul Revere and the Salem witch trials of the 1700s. .Boston today is a major center in education, culture, commerce and healthcare. Has the most number of universties in the U.S. per-capita (perhaps that’s why Boston is so damb liberal and politically correct).

Culture: The people suck and are the epitome of rudeness. The F-word is a commonly uttered and not considered offensive or vulgar. They think they are superior to everyone including New Yorkers. They make fun of Midwesterners and Southerners by calling them hicks and hillbillies. Everyone's drunk & Irish in the city and rich and Jewish in the burbs. They cant drive. The roads are awful and meander every which way—it is VERY easy to get lost navigating in this urban hell. The cost of living is ridiculous and they cant even pronounce their Rs. Boston, not surpsingly, has the worst sports fans in of any city, especially in football where idiotic Pats fans think they have to win every game and have the audacity to throw snowballs at refs and prove to be sore winners AND sore losers in every game. When the Pats play indoor teams, they use the excuse of “created crowd noise ” even when they win—whatta bunch of crybabies. And Tom Brady is the biggest shmuck in football. He is, no doubt, a good player but is the most arrogant douchebag. No wonder this city is addicted to the Democrat party. Does the Kennedys ring a bell?
I hate Boston and everything about it.
by krock1dk December 24, 2007