An oversized town that desperately wants to be New York City.

Person 1: I hate it how Boston closes at 10pm.

Person 2: Yea. Let's down some bea's and drive to the city. We'll get there in 4 hours.

Person 1: Just in time for happy hour.
by Berklee student October 28, 2009
To lose despite a substantial chance of winning; to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Usually used in reference to sports.
Man, I can't believe the Pats bostoned that game!
by Spyder1jcd February 03, 2008
An overreaction to an obviously harmless situation. Refers to Boston police blowing up "suspicious" Lite Brites and traffic counting devices.
I left my iPod on the subway and the cops went all Boston. They shut the whole line down and blew it up.
by RayNC February 28, 2007
Lets have a definition coming from someone who actually has lived in Southie (South Boston) their whole life and has seen a lot of people and know what its like.

1. This place fucking blows. There is nothing to do, it is overrun by conceited chavswho think they fucking own everything because they vandalize shit and pick on kids younger than them. If you wanna go to the movies, you have to hike it to the nearest bus stop. Then wait for an hour for the bus to come. Then go all the way downtown and walk another ten blocks to the movie theater while being quacked at by yuppies in duck tour boat and run into crazy hobos and desperate street vendors.

You can't wear one single thing of black hear without a fourteen year old wearing a burberry cap calling you a goth. You can't speak your mind without getting jumped. If you have an issue with a chavette, they get their chav boyfriends to jump your non chav boyfriend who has nothing to do with it.

Girls here tend to wear tight jeans with their thongs hanging out, fake silver hoops and smoke so much that its disgusting. The girls lose their virginity to mansluts here when they are fourteen. Their bleached blond hair is straightened with an actual iron because they are too "ghetto" to afford a straightener even though their parents are fucking filthy rich.

But some shitty ass teenagers have fun here. Hanging out in local parking lots, sharing the same cigarrette and vandalizing shit. Then there is the fighting. Oh, the fighting never stops. People take street fighting up as a sport in the NBA.

The guys think they are fucking John Cena when they are really scrawny little shrimps wearing oversized teeshirts. The girls swear every three words and smoke like crazy, and drink and fuck and slut around. But they somehow appear adorable to their men.
John - normal guy
Kelly - chavette
Rick - chav - Kelly's boyfriend

John: Hello Kelly.
Kelly: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
John: Nothing. Just hello.
Kelly: are you calling me a slut just because I fucked three different guys and I'm only thirteen?
John: no, I'm just greeting you -
Rick: Hey little gothic faggot! You wanna piece of this
* pulls up sleeve and shows off muscles as thin as a two year old's pinky finger*
John: *sigh*

2. Bob: Hey, you wanna go see the movie Click?
Jim: Nah. I don't feel like waiting for the bus for ten hours and then getting knocked over by yuppies on the hike to the movie theater.
Bob: Wanna go ice skating?
Jim: And get knocked over on the ice by stupid chavs? I'll pass.
Bob: Wanna go to the park?
Jim: Why, so we can get our faces punched in for looking at some guy's sleezy girlfriend because she has her hand up her ass? no thanks.
Bob: Boston sucks.
Jim: yeah.
by ersfdfgdfgzdv September 22, 2007
A place where fans take games with more intensity than marriages, where cheeze is used like salt, and where the roads are never devoid of traffic. People from Boston come down to New York City for college, and then do nothing but talk about how Boston is a better place, yet they don't have nearly as much enterainment as NYC.
"Bob is a fat piece of crap from Boston that loves the Red Sox like they were an illegitimate child of his, yet he'd never be good enough to pitch for them."
by Bthomas May 11, 2005
Hole of a city in eastern Massachusetts. Residents generally characterized as massholes.

The worst. Worse even than Connecticut.
Person1: What are you doing this weekend?
Person2: Gotta pay a visit to Boston.
Person1: Sucks to be you!
Person2: Fack you, Bahstan is wicked aahhsome.
Person1: Hahaha, sure it is.
by brownthomas June 06, 2005
A dump of a city in Massachusetts. The Holy Land of massholes everywhere. Boston is the worst (even worse than Connecticut).
Person 1: Oh mannn, the sawx are wicked ahhhsome!

Person 2: Back to Boston from whence you came, idiot.
by brownthomas May 12, 2005

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