The greatest, most historical, diverse, and closely knit city of all time. We flip each other off for going 75 because that's too slow for us. We have survived the dark ages of Brady's ponytail. The Bostonian alphabet only contains 25 lettas becahz fuck ahz we don't use em' in this heavenly place. Everybody here "knows Matt Damon" or knows an infinite amount of guys who do. We are so Irish that we dye the Chahls (Cha-ulz) green on St.Patty's day, our favorite holiday, period. The Sox, Bruins, Pats and Celtics bring us to cheers and tears and New York is our sworn enemy. FUCK THE YANKEES!(AND NEW YORK!) We've got wicked smaht college students all over. Colleges are our way of giving directions to people. We are the most proud of our community and are among the strongest of communities. We battled the after effects of the marathon tragedy with the help of 2 college students starting OneFund and widespread community support. Boston is plainly amazing and if you say us bostonians are so rude go fuck yourself you don't get us. Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna go get some Dunky's.
Boston is 100% perfect.
by IrishGodLovingBostonian October 14, 2014

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the capital of Mass, and a bunch of other states in New England because they are too lazy to get there own sports teams.

dont's:

all speak in Boston accents (most of us do when we're pissed though).
say pissah, i have never met nor will i ever say or meet anyone that says pissah.
all forget out R's.
call milkshakes 'frappes', no they are not the same thing.
know where the hell the pub Cheers is.
go on duck boats.
say fookin' .
all sound like were Jewish.
call it bean town.
do's:

Have an irrational need for a Dunkin Doughnuts or CVS within a 10 mile radius of our home.
Say wicked in almost every 5 minutes of conversation.
Love our speeding tickets.
Love the celts, bruins, sox, and pats (patriots).
Have atleast 3 deadly wepons in our houses.
Say mayan (pronced by out-of-towners 'mine') but only if your really bostonion.
Love Cape Cod (but we all call it the Cape).
Know that mike's pastry's in the north end is for tourists.
Have ridden the T at some point in there life.
Tourist: Can i paaaaaahk the kaaaaaaarh in harvaddddd yaaaahd?
Bostonian: fuck off.

the pats are wicked awsome this year!

Bob: Can i borrow that?
John: No, its mayan.
Bob: Selfish, much?
by bahst'n December 07, 2010

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A wicked rock band! With classic songs such as 'More than a feeling'.
♫ I closed my eyes and she slipped away, she slipped awaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!! ♫
by Setaoc May 29, 2005

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What the rest of the free world calls Massachusetts.
Others: "This is our friend Jim."
Others: "Hi Jim!"
Jim: "Hey"
Others: "Hey Jim, I heard you're from Boston!"
Jim: "Well, I'm from Massachusetts"
Others: "Is that near Boston?"
by supraturtletoo December 01, 2007

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An American rock band from Boston, whose lead singer Brad Delp comitted suicide March 9th in 2007. Best known for their song 'More Than a Feeling', which was 'copied' by Kurt Cobain for the Nirvana song 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' as Cobain has stated.
"Do you know Boston?"

"The City?"
"No, the band."
"More Than a Feeling?"
"Yeah."
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Ohhh boston your my home! Home of the AMAZING Red Sox!! And the Pats dy-naassssstyy... & the Celts....this is one sick city.
Hmm, what should i do today? Well im in boston so i can go to Newbury Street, Fenway and maybe go to Faneuil Hall? wow i love boston.
by Katie222 June 08, 2005

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Most lit person in the world
Your a Boston
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