a young man in his 20s who is half latino and half arab and can perform tasks much greater then his superiors. who wakes up every morning and pisses excellence. also the only guy that makes chuck norris look like a 15 yr old boy. he doesn't wait for life, life waits for him. jesus may have walked on water but he swims through land.
customer 1 "did you see that guy? why was everyone looking at him?"
customer 2 "you don't know. thats thomas the bosses's maximus"