1. That guy you know who came over to your place earlier today when you were at work, banged your girlfriend from behind while smoking a blunt, stole your iPod (with her permission, of course), and left that weird stain by the foot of your bed that you were just wondering about. Strangely, you do not feel bothered by this and are instead filled with great respect for him. Now you know why your girlfriend sometimes calls you 'John' during sex, when your name is Steve. Everyday he does at least five (5) things that you wish you could do but are too much of a pussy to.

2. That girl you know who is better friends with all of your friends than you are. She is also better looking on a bad day than you on a good day. Celebrities read gossip magazines about her. She once had a one night stand with Johnny Depp and left him in the morning with a tear in his eye. He still tries to call her and leave voicemails every so often. You named your cat Sarah after her, so that you could try to use it as a conversation topic to talk to her. This conversation attempt was an overwhelming failure.

3. A word that non-boss people like you use to describe things of extreme awesomeness. Thus, anyone who uses the word 'boss' is by definition not a boss.
you: ooh baby you like that?
girlfriend: yes yes John!
you: ha, he's a pretty cool guy
--
John is a boss.

you (9:35pm): hey, my cat's named Sarah too!
Sarah (9:36pm): lolwut??
you (9:36pm): she's soo cutee!!
Sarah signed off at 9:37pm
--
Sarah is a boss.

you: that's liek sooo boss! LOLOLOL
--
You are not a boss.
by not_even_close April 20, 2011
Someone is extremely amazing at something
"Dude, That guy is a BOSS!"

CHUCK NORRIS IS OBVIOUSLY A BOSS!
by BOSS!!!!! December 09, 2010
an awesomeopossum drizzled in awesomesauce.
person 1: "that person is SUCH a boss!"
person 2: "what's a boss?"
person 1: "oh, y'know.. an awesomeopossum.. drizzed in.. awesomesauce.."
person2: "whoa, dude! fosho!"
by cheesesoup. October 03, 2010
1. Something that's super amazing or exciting.

2. The dickhead that oversees you when you work.
1. "Dude! That cape is SO boss!"

2. "Ugh, today my boss made me organize his file drawers in reverse alphabetical order."
by Isabelle Astra October 28, 2009
What that guy at the fast food drive-thru window calls you as he hands you drinks and additional items.
Clerk: "Here ya go, boss."
You (whilst smiling because you feel special now): Thanks.
by Chrome3051 June 28, 2009
prison gang..."B"others "O"n the "S"trong "S"rruggle. consisting of black people who are polictly concerned for prisoners that are black persons in prison. they also deal in drug trafficing, extorsion and racist wars to oppose any poteintal threat to their cause.
that guy is boss and messin with him is messin with an army!
by x August 11, 2003
1. Person in charge at a place of employment.
2. Bruce Springsteen
1. My boss fired me today.
2. Back in the 1980s, Bruce Springsteen was known as the boss.
by The_Seeker July 18, 2003

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