n. - 1. typically imitating a move or action widely accepted as a common physical act done by an individual that smells like an 1800's shithouse. Generally touching one's gentiles while simultaneously rubbing one's nipple and disgustingly flicking one's tongue crudely.

n. - 2. a generally upstanding 'cool' individual, accidentally or naively acting in a manner common to that of gherkin-wristed cockpeddler. In short, acting like an asshole you know would act.