The coolest person ever...ever. The only person to make balding look elite.
Yo that guy must know Bortz. You see his hair-doo? STYLIN!
by Ellyn Guttman May 22, 2004
The coolest person ever alive. The only person ever to make a come-over look uber gosu vet elite.
OMG It's Bortz, quick go shine his shoes
by Bortz May 21, 2004