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A person with alcoholic tendencies. The bar is their church, never to be trusted alone with a bottle of tequila. If drunk, the person will yell inappropriate things in public such as “her pussy tastes so good!”. Likely to get fired from a job after a night of drunken disorderly conduct. Nevertheless, there is never a dull moment when interacting with a Bortzy. Guaranteed fun.
“Did you hear what happened to that Bortzy?”
“No”
“They downed a whole bottle of tequila, hijacked a parks and recreation ladder and got themselves arrested”

Wow, well I’m not surprised, I’ve heard them have 3 other criminal charges pending”
Bortzy by Zebra95811 May 24, 2020
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BirthYAY 

A combination of Birthday and YAY!, typically to indicate excitement about a birthday; a portmanteau of "Birthday" and "YAY".

See "FriYAY" for reference.
Karen - "Woo hoo! It's my BirthYAY weekend! We're going out!"

Ann Marie - "Weekend?! It's my BirthYAY Month! We're going out repeatedly!"
BirthYAY by AMarie0908 October 8, 2011
Related Words
boothy Borth Borther bortha borthole borthday Borthwick Berthy birthy Bortzy

börthole 

Clever way to describe a butthole.
My cat keeps jumping up while I'm working on my laptop and showing me his börthole.
Originally, it was a somewhat common mispelling of the word "brother", often by baby boomers, people attempting to imitate Hulk Hogan, and Fudds. It's now used often to troll people, and is used as a mild joke when shitting on boomers in gun communities, and biker communities. It's also especially popular on /k/, other boards of 4chan, when adding complete silliness to a post.
Boomer: do yuo like the 1911??/? IT won 2 worl wards shooting God's own caliber!
Normal Person: It's a decent weapon.
Boomer: AW HE'LL YEAH BORTHER!

Borthday 

Borthday, the opposite of a birthday. Also known as An Un-birthday a borthday occurs for everyone 364 times a year, the only exception being their birthday
"Hey Max, Happy Borthday!"
"Whoa, Dood you remembered, oh, and by the way, happy borthday!"
"No Max, Its my Birthday today, how could you forget D:"
Borthday by Carrotman August 8, 2010

Borthwick 

The name given to the first urination of the day. The Borthwick is the opposite to a Chadwick, which is the last urination of the day.
"Early in the morning I woke up to have a Borthwick"
Borthwick by the Alderman August 30, 2017

Borthwick-Jackson 

A blowjob, named so after the Manchester United defender with the same initials.
"It's my wedding anniversary this weekend so I'm hoping for a Borthwick-Jackson off the wife"
Borthwick-Jackson by juicebox August 17, 2016