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Borny (bohr-nee). adj.

1. a neologism combining the words "bored" (or "boredom") and "horny."

2. feeling both listless, tedious and dull while simultaneously feeling lustful, lecherous and sexually invigorated

3.having nothing to do and no one to talk to (etc.) yet being in the mood, revved up (etc.).

4. Anticipating sexual relations only to be let down by your partner that stood you up.
I'm feeling pretty borny: I did nothing but look at porn all day. I wish I had more female friends.

Man, Stephanie said I could poke her tonight, but she isn't returning my calls. Nows she's left me disgruntled and borny.

by Dick Rex, P.I. January 15, 2008
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The state of being bored and horny, usually occurs when somebody is alone
"Man, last night sucked, Tara was supposed to come over last night but she left me hangin', i was just sitting there borny as hell."
by The Midget January 15, 2005
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"borny" - adj. Simultaneously bored and horny, in a manner that tends to cloud judgment.
I was completely borny, so I bought a triple-size dildo to see what I could do with it...
by Jack Random February 27, 2006
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To be bored and horny at the same time.
I was borny last night,so I looked at porn.
by Jakob Thompson July 24, 2008
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The feeling of when you want sexy time so bad... but ur on your own with nothing to do... and cant be arsed to do anything anyway!
Tasha was bored and horny, so was james. unfortunately both as lazy as each other .. resulting in major borny -ness!!!
by Tasha00060 October 15, 2007
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"Why did you sleep with that guy?" "I don't know, guess I was just borny."
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in a state of boredom yet horny and aroused.
Yesterday when I got home from work I was super faded but feelin borny, so I just jacked off staring out the window at trees n stuff
by FatStab October 02, 2015
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