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Born again stoner 

When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.
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Born again stoner by Twizzler August 28, 2016

BornAFail 

When your born and your already an instant failure to the world. Being just complete and utterly stupid and a failure in everything and anything you attempt to do. Follows along with doing nothing your entire your entire life but thinking your something and better than the rest of the people in the world, when you know damn well your a joke.
Hey Mike, you know that dude Drew we knew, thinking he was better than everyone when he never did or accomplished anything, he was a BornAFail.
Mike: Yeah Man i remember him always talked down to people around when it was just him blurting out his own insecurities.
BornAFail by SubToTheNoize March 16, 2010

Born-Again Fiscal Conservative 

When a politician abruptly becomes conscious about government spending and the national debt, often occuring after their political party becomes the minority, and thus has less government influence to pass legislation.
Several Republican members of the House of Representatives became born-again fiscal conservatives when Barack Obama became President, after years of wasterful spending.

Born Again Masturbator 

- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.

- A person who decides to stop masturbating
- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"

- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."
Born Again Masturbator by JaeJeter February 13, 2009

born again stupid 

Someone who is born with intelligence, receives an education and thinks logically, only to give up educated and intelligent thinking, logic and even self discovery for stupid thinking, ignorantly living without any thought or understanding of consequences or, alternatively, blindly following an organization, crowd or individual(s).
A person who is born again stupid is someone who stops being open-minded and tolerant then becomes a conservative. Someone who once listened to a broad range of ideas but now blindly follows the rhetoric and leader(s) in a neo-conservative group, refusing to listen to facts and logic.
born again stupid by lovesmyway April 14, 2010

Born-Again Emo 

n.; adj. someone who drastically changes there way of dress and music and becomes emo, almost over-night

C: "Sean's not shaving or cutting his hair now. He's a Born-Again Emo."
B: "Wow... What a lame-ass."