Also known as a brain fart, it first appeared shortly after the Emmys when CBS anchorwoman Serene Branson had an infamous tongue-tied episode on live television.
I had an embarrassing bertation when I was giving that speech, dammit!
1. Bork means to combine meat (in this case, beef and pork).
2. It can also replace any verb in most cases.
3. Can sometimes be used as an adjective when -y is added on to the end.
The word was believed to be created after a mispronouncing of the word bjork.
1. Dude, this bork is delicious!
2. I borked my girl so hard last night.
3. Sure is borky around here.
1. (v) to display your testicles by placing them over your shaft, usually correlated with the element of surprise
-sometimes used as a threat or expression of contempt
-synonym for balkanize
1. I was just chillin on my bed when I looked up and got borked.
-Damn it Pat Wong, if you do that again I'm going to bork you!
To selectively edit video or audio for the sheer denigration of your political opponents. Must be used under the guise of humor.
Much like how its synonym Breitbarted is named for Andrew Breitbart, 'leibowitzed' is named after Jon Stewart and the Daily Show.
Did you see Palin getting leibowitzed on the Daily Show last night?
It might not have been fair, but it sure was funny!
Updates to a program that completely break the code. This normally causes the code to work but in such a poor manner that it is unusable. Typically in the form of bug fixing.
This comes from the user Notch, the creator of Minecraft, who updated his game and created numerous bugs that make the game completely unplayable.
I notched my game and now nobody can play it
An IT term for a demo of a computer program given to stakeholders or important clients before the program is actually done. The demo is sure to fail and certainly cost your project buy-in and/or it's reputation. A demopocalypse is most often brought on by asshat managers or sales people who didn't even bother to ask for the current state of the project before promising a demo.
Question: Are you still working on that new sales logic system for client x?
Answer: No. Our CIO promised a demopocalypse to the stakeholders and they pulled the plug on our funding. Mind proofing my resume?
(To bork) verb
To have your art stolen by an obsessed fan, and regurgitated.
Oh shit, some bitch came into my recording studio and stole my lyrics. Then she used them in her own song. I've been borked!