Showing up to a friend's house unexpectingly, unannounced or uninvited.
He isn't picking up his phone, I am only a few blocks away, so I am just going to bork him.
by David Ambient May 25, 2012

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Irreversibly damaged.
My soundcard is borked.
by Liverstar October 17, 2001

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Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.
Bork bork bork.
by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

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The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.
Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets
by kristyvictoria March 07, 2005

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to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.
You sure got borked on that deal.
by Paul M. Williamsen March 26, 2003

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What dogs do in the posher areas of Dublin.
That focking dog kept borking all night long.
by jimthesheep March 30, 2011

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To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...
"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"
by Charging Mooses August 04, 2009

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1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

by thewolvesarewatching October 27, 2008

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