1.) A beef flavored pork substitute.
2.) An unnatural sexual act.
1.) Excuse me garcon, my uncle and I would like an order of your bbq bork sliders.

2.) My uncle borked me during family weekend behind the woodshed.
by Turbo_Donkey July 12, 2011

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the sound made when tooting in a bathtub
you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.
by Trav-dog July 13, 2008

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Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 10, 2008

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1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear
You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!
by Raccooninabox June 13, 2006

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(verb)
to have intimate relations with Borker.

"Jenna is so lucky she got borked"
"I bet Borker could bork all night long"
"Once I am borked, my life will be complete"
by Sister#9 September 22, 2008

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To ruin a chance at; to botch, to fail, to mess up.
I completely borked my interview.
by K.S. December 04, 2003

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To vomit, throw up.
"My goodness, that doggy just borked all over my birkenstocks"
by Fox Handybread June 01, 2007

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{verb} To fornicate, have sexual intercourse, or pound in a rhythmic fashion. also see bang, slam, screw, do, sex, sloppy joe, etc.
Hey homey, look at that fine-ass dimepiece over thurr. I'd bork that.
by Skyler Mann November 11, 2007

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