(To bork) verb
To have your art stolen by an obsessed fan, and regurgitated.
Oh shit, some bitch came into my recording studio and stole my lyrics. Then she used them in her own song. I've been borked!
by Kate Borrowkowski July 02, 2011

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1. (v) to display your testicles by placing them over your shaft, usually correlated with the element of surprise

-sometimes used as a threat or expression of contempt

-synonym for balkanize
1. I was just chillin on my bed when I looked up and got borked.

-Damn it Pat Wong, if you do that again I'm going to bork you!
by James Frattison May 08, 2011

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Aka the BORK squad representing in the philadelphia suburbs.
This joke needs to BORK! the uck up
by uckdat August 18, 2011

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1.) A beef flavored pork substitute.
2.) An unnatural sexual act.
1.) Excuse me garcon, my uncle and I would like an order of your bbq bork sliders.

2.) My uncle borked me during family weekend behind the woodshed.
by Turbo_Donkey July 12, 2011

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A person who is both a berk and a dork
Person A: I can't come to your party tonight because I need to beat my own score at solitaire on my laptop.

Person B: You bork.
by Sophizzle1 March 03, 2014

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The act of lifting chairs from the ground and putting them in the cubby under the desk, usually to assist the job of the cleaning lady or to annoy a particular teacher
Joey was being really annoying, so I borked him.
Borking all the chairs in the classroom is the best way of finding something that fell on the floor
by An_Anonymous_Borker May 22, 2013

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To block someone's Supreme Court nomination through a systematic approach of belligerent questioning, hyperbolic statements, and character assassination.
"Clarence Thomas doesn't have a chance: we're gonna bork the crap out of him."
by DES1989 July 20, 2009

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1. Bork means to combine meat (in this case, beef and pork).
See spam.

2. It can also replace any verb in most cases.

3. Can sometimes be used as an adjective when -y is added on to the end.

The word was believed to be created after a mispronouncing of the word bjork.
1. Dude, this bork is delicious!

2. I borked my girl so hard last night.

3. Sure is borky around here.
by Thoumad? March 15, 2011

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