1. (v) to display your testicles by placing them over your shaft, usually correlated with the element of surprise

-sometimes used as a threat or expression of contempt

-synonym for balkanize
1. I was just chillin on my bed when I looked up and got borked.

-Damn it Pat Wong, if you do that again I'm going to bork you!
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To participate in an unforgivable act. Whether it be sexual, halo related, or jillian lowe related.

Bork Dog (kutz) is the official mascot of the borking sport.
Dude I got borked so hard last night in team slayer.
by A brad November 04, 2007

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Deteng whichen do unna chikee bean propured oven iten.
Zoyew takde chikee undye BORK BORK BORK!
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Has many meanings. Could mean "you're screwed," could mean "let's do it." Bork is the word that can replace any verb or even any exclamation and still make sense. Basically, pick the meaning you like and go with it. Or just use it without any meaning.
You're borked.
That was some serious bork today.
by Leleana March 09, 2006

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A typo/deviation of the word broke or broken. Often used to refer to something that once worked, but after screwing with it, now doesn't -- Many Windows patches fall into this category.
1) The latest Service pack fixed the login errors, but it borked the rest of my computer.

2) I borked Joe's mom.

3) If the damn thing is working, don't mess with the settings, you might bork it again.
by Z Hespelt March 14, 2007

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to mess up, or to be screwed
damn, myspace is borked again
by caden June 30, 2006

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aka bike dork. Someone who lives and breathes over priced bicycles. Often seen riding downhill at dangerous speeds with the crotch of their pants down at their knees and the butt of there gaunch out for everyone to see.
Thomas Walker is a bork.
by tjwal April 01, 2007

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bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.
he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness
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