Top Definition
Irreversibly damaged.
My soundcard is borked.
by Liverstar October 17, 2001
to drink an excessive amount of alcohol and to end up throwing up and hugging the toilet all night
Matt Lee was so red in the face that I knew immediatley it was a bork night for him.
by Brad Goonisenburg July 24, 2009
Someone who is acting like a bitch and a dork at the same time!
Oh come on Kate, stop being such a bork!
by jtothenine December 12, 2010
A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.
Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.
by Jon Narki February 02, 2010
to rape a girl in the booty hole
i borked her last night
by corytchristbradm April 29, 2010
Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.

That new hairstyle is totally borkified.

"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie October 27, 2006
the sound made when tooting in a bathtub
you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.
by Trav-dog July 13, 2008
1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear
You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!
by Raccooninabox June 13, 2006
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