Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 10, 2008
A word that for some reason appears frequently of a certain page viewed in a certain edition of a certain browser.

Also used in place of numerous profanities until the discovery of "cactus."
"I'll bork you."
"I already borked you."
by Andro April 05, 2003
Verb.
(1)Euphemism for sexual intercourse. Bork is an attempt to draw a fine line between the childish term boink and the slightly degrading term pork.
Dude, I totally borked that chick last night!

Excuse me mam, would you like to bork?

Edith was found to be foul after borking Ronald.
by Captain Yossarian November 02, 2005
To perform a sleazy and reprehensible act after your more ethical colleagues refuse to do it.
Source: Robert Bork fired the Watergate special prosecutor for Richard Nixon after his superiors in the justice department resigned rather do it themselves.
What do you get when you bork? Well, Judas got thirty pieces of silver. Sometimes, though, you get nominated to be a supreme court justice.
by Justinian April 09, 2005
Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.

"My cowboy friend is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him... The hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted", then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie October 29, 2006
an obssesion with fish, usually caused ny a pastlife experience
bork has pink hair.
by ZEKE May 08, 2003
When you put your rectum underwater on the bottom of the bath tub and fart.
by Hellrazor June 22, 2003
Gun. Usually a handgun. Can sometimes be used as a verb.
That hater tried to run up on me with his nine, so I pulled out by bork and busted a few caps upside his punk ass head.

I borked my refrigerator after it looked at me funny.
by Du Rag April 29, 2005

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