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Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 10, 2008
 
36.
A typo/deviation of the word broke or broken. Often used to refer to something that once worked, but after screwing with it, now doesn't -- Many Windows patches fall into this category.
1) The latest Service pack fixed the login errors, but it borked the rest of my computer.

2) I borked Joe's mom.

3) If the damn thing is working, don't mess with the settings, you might bork it again.
by Z Hespelt March 14, 2007
 
37.
to mess up, or to be screwed
damn, myspace is borked again
by caden June 30, 2006
 
38.
aka bike dork. Someone who lives and breathes over priced bicycles. Often seen riding downhill at dangerous speeds with the crotch of their pants down at their knees and the butt of there gaunch out for everyone to see.
Thomas Walker is a bork.
by tjwal April 01, 2007
 
39.
bork: v.n.adv. virtually every other part of speech.
a:) wildcard; can be used in place of common words, especially verbs.
b:) to draw attention to ones self in hopes to entertain: what the bork? = LAUGH AT ME! NOW!
c:) an exclamation similar to words like crap.
he borks
she borks
they bork
we bork
borking
borked
will bork
borkology - the study of bork
borker - one who borks
borkness - posessing bork
borkous - having bork-like qualities
borkocity - the magnitude of borkness
by The Chadwick December 05, 2006
 
40.
Although confused to be a mixture of beef and pork sometimes; a word that means everything. Usually used as an exclamintation.
What the bork?;
Bork bork bork!;
A borker is one who borks.
by blackorchids July 18, 2003
 
41.
Adjective; To be messed up, lagging; Noun- Implying air-headedness. Verb- To mess up, slow on the uptake.
"God, how bork'd do you have to be to get hit by a parked car?"

"She was such a bork during the speech, I totally could tell she was hung over."

"Dumbass, you don't light up a cigarette or ANYTHING during geometry. Hell, why the fuck do you even have a lighter? You thirteen, bork!"
by Analgator August 25, 2006
 
42.
1. To hit a volleyball foul or out-of-bounds so that the opponents score or your teammate must bust his butt to save yours. (Word learned at Karch Kiraly VB Camp.)
2. Any error or mistake.
Everyone shall do 10 push-ups per bork.
by PatBB April 06, 2006