Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 10, 2008
What dogs do in the posher areas of Dublin.
That focking dog kept borking all night long.
by jimthesheep March 30, 2011
(To bork) verb
To have your art stolen by an obsessed fan, and regurgitated.
Oh shit, some bitch came into my recording studio and stole my lyrics. Then she used them in her own song. I've been borked!
by Kate Borrowkowski July 02, 2011
1. (v) to display your testicles by placing them over your shaft, usually correlated with the element of surprise

-sometimes used as a threat or expression of contempt

-synonym for balkanize
1. I was just chillin on my bed when I looked up and got borked.

-Damn it Pat Wong, if you do that again I'm going to bork you!
by James Frattison May 08, 2011
An acronym for "Blade of the Ruined King", which is an item used in the video game "League of Legends" for increased attack speed, life steal, and slows other individual enemy champions.
Let me get cs so I can build my bork.
by Lost Santoryu May 19, 2014
A person who is both a berk and a dork
Person A: I can't come to your party tonight because I need to beat my own score at solitaire on my laptop.

Person B: You bork.
by Sophizzle1 March 03, 2014
When something fails to work or breaks.
'Aww man my computer just borked'
by Onyx Banana November 21, 2013
Aka the BORK squad representing in the philadelphia suburbs.
This joke needs to BORK! the uck up
by uckdat August 18, 2011

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