A typo/deviation of the word broke or broken. Often used to refer to something that once worked, but after screwing with it, now doesn't -- Many Windows patches fall into this category.
1) The latest Service pack fixed the login errors, but it borked the rest of my computer.

2) I borked Joe's mom.

3) If the damn thing is working, don't mess with the settings, you might bork it again.
by Z Hespelt March 14, 2007
Someone who is acting like a bitch and a dork at the same time!
Oh come on Kate, stop being such a bork!
by jtothenine December 12, 2010
A BORK is a conjunction of the words Bork and dORK. A Bork can be a dork who is mind numbingly boring or even dorkish boring person.
Lets face it, Amber, Scott is a uber BORK. When i think of a BORK his boring dorky face is all i see.
by Jon Narki February 02, 2010
to rape a girl in the booty hole
i borked her last night
by corytchristbradm April 29, 2010
the sound made when tooting in a bathtub
you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.
by Trav-dog July 13, 2008
1) the process of sucking terribly. Commonly done by Jim Belushi and any sucky actor.

2) eating gravy.

3) slang swear
You bork so bad it isn't even funny.
You have a borking spork stuck to your borking head!
by Raccooninabox June 13, 2006
Noun: Bork is the name given to the Barnslig Giraff soft toy sold at ikea, which looks like a borked Giraffe. Borks like to dance to Drum and Bass while shaking their long necks and also love to play tug boats. They are friendly creatures and great with kids.
Hannah: Hey Bork can you go get us some um nums from the kitchen please..
Bork: Bork Bork Bork!
by Morgan Martin-Skerm July 10, 2008
Verb. refers to the act of having anal sex, usually involuntarily, or perhaps being taken advantage of. a.k.a "Butt porked"
You just got donkey borked.

That new hairstyle is totally borkified.

"My cowboy friend marty is gay coz he likes to be borked, he lives on Borkback Mountain"

A man was hunting deer to make sausage. He spotted a buck and cocked his gun. Misfire! the buck charged him and the hunter woke up and discovered he was bent over a log.
The buck said "Here is that deer sausage u wanted, then he borked him.
by Kincaide&MrCutie October 27, 2006

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