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45.
To perform a sleazy and reprehensible act after your more ethical colleagues refuse to do it.
Source: Robert Bork fired the Watergate special prosecutor for Richard Nixon after his superiors in the justice department resigned rather do it themselves.
What do you get when you bork? Well, Judas got thirty pieces of silver. Sometimes, though, you get nominated to be a supreme court justice.
by Justinian April 09, 2005
 
1.
Irreversibly damaged.
My soundcard is borked.
by Liverstar October 17, 2001
 
2.
Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.
by Tarrasque November 18, 2002
 
3.
The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.
Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets
by kristyvictoria March 07, 2005
 
4.
to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.
You sure got borked on that deal.
by Paul M. Williamsen March 26, 2003
 
5.
To Bork is to break in almost any way. can be used to completely replace "break" esp. pertains to rendering software done (aka borked, broken) or completely unusable, similar to bricking as well...
"Ryan borked his Renegade installation" "Ryan is borken, hes been thinking too much" "Jeremy borked his psp" "BORK BORK BORK BORK" "please dont bork it!"
by Charging Mooses August 04, 2009
 
6.
1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)
1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

by thewolvesarewatching October 27, 2008
 
7.
Alternative term used for retching,
Nearly puking in your mouth but swallowing it back.
you make me want to bork you ugly hoe

i was borkin all morning after that night out
by Five_head December 23, 2009