| 43. | south dakota | ||
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South Dakota isn't all hicks and Indian Casinos. I assure you, i'm most definently not a fat farmer. I can't stand farms or livestock. It's an actual place, with actual people. Yes, we have technology just the same as New York or Los Angeles. We even have colored television!! WoaHHh! S.D. does have Mt. Rushmore, whatever, it's not like we're totally proud of it or anything. It means as much to us as it does to you. Yes, the badlands are pretty bland, not too special. But at the end of the day, we brush our teeth and go to sleep just like you and there's things to do here aswell if you stop sterotyping it all as hickville. Chris: Dude, let's road trip to the Black Hills.
John: No way man. It's so boring. South Dakota is gay. Chris: Nah. It's pretty much the best place ever. |
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| 44. | preps | ||
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1. all look the same
2. do the same things 3. would feel unconfident if they didn't have a companian or their "crew" along with them 4. try too hard 5. are boring, bland and plain "so, whats your favourite brand?"
"um.....abercrombie and fitch...duh" "where do you plan to live?" "um.....newport beach or something...like the people on the O.C" "and what did you preps do last night?" "heeheeheehohoho i got totally wasted" "really, how much did you drink?" "erm.....half of Jason's bottle" |
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| 45. | arlington | ||
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Arlington is a town in Massachusetts (NOT Virginia, NOT Texas, NOT Ohio, and NOT Illinois). The town mascot is an angry indian named after a pond. All the teams are known as the Spy Ponders, except the frisbee team, which is called the Dancing Pirates, complete with their own flag, logo, and songs about eating babies. The cheerleaders suck, and have a ten-minute cheer naming all the "captains" on the football team. There are more "captains" than there are entire players on the soccer team. The town colors are maroon and grey, and there is a town song called "Red and Gray," which is boring and repetative as hell.
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A large portion of the town consists of old people who are childless and old and don't support art. The kids are mostly white, Democratic, and middle class, with the occassional Jewish Neo-Nazi, though minorities do exist. The only good elementary school is Dallin, although Brackett is the smartest. At the middle school, take Latin so that you can have FOLEY, the short, talented teacher who sings and plays the guitar in his band that performs at drunken bars. The public high school, AHS, is substantially better than the exclusive Christian private school, AC, who hate each other with a burning passion. If you decide to visit our beloved town, please be on the lookout for two teenage twin boys who pretend to have a cult/gang called the Scorps, a wildly anti-government group. Many teenage residents think Arlington is boring, but we do have a chilly cow.... |
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| 46. | novato | ||
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hmmmmm word up.
novato (n.) : 1) place filled with boredom 2)( n.) town in norther california where teenagers have nothing to do 3) (n.) a place where no one ever actually stays, most people leave as soon as they can 4) (n.) the home of the square Have you ever been to Novato? No it's hella boring, ew
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| 47. | school | ||
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A place that hundreds and thousands of parents and others claim that you can't live in the real world without going to, dispite the hundreds and thousands of music artist, movie stars and other celebrities who dropped out or never went at all. In addition, this day in age, people don't care about your IQ, everybody is only focus on looks and money, (which is why people like Paris Hilton are consider celebrities). school= boring, dull, pointless, no point in existing
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| 48. | Staten Island | ||
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boring place to live if your under 16, great place if ur italian, hated by every other boro and jersey, forgotten about. proncounced stat'niland, or staten italy. the shouth shore and mid island are nto as bad as people say on here, if ur jelous cuz we have money and drive nice cars get over it. a. "what do u want to do today?"
b. "well its staten island" a. "right, so mall or movies?" b. "yupp" people who dont live here shoudl really stop writing gay crap abotu it, cuz im not writing anything about ur city, jersey wants to be us, and the toher boros end up moving here ne way. |
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| 49. | Vienna, Virginia | ||
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Gay ass town with nothing to do in it cuz the rich people make it fucking suck and the cops are horrible cuz since nothing exciting happens there are like 50 cop cars for like 2 people being out past curfue the rich old people who live in vienna are douches and make it worse becuse they give the kids drity looks like their scum when their the scum bags who fucking make it like this im mean there are like 30 banks one after another down 123 if they put something in those spots that are actually useful then maybe they could get a fucking life and honestly the stuck up old people only care about how nice vienna is and so they call the cops on the kids who are just sitting on the strip and not bothering any one Vienna, Virginia and its rich old people,
Old people "hey, you kids why dont you go get a job and stop making our town look so crappy" Kids "what dont you just go on with your lifes and spend your money" Old people "We live in the 4 best town on the east coast" Kids "yea says the people that DONT LIVE HEAR" Old people "it wouldnt be so bad if kids like you with their cig. would stop coming around" Kid "no it wouldnt be so bad if the stuck up old people like you would stop bothering us and worrying about how good you look to the others in the world" Old people "well....im calling the cops" Kids "yea yea thats what i thought go fuck yourself and tell the cops I would love to see them for the 2nd time today" |
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