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A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."
I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.
Borgism by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005
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In the 4th episode of Salad Fingers, Bordois is his bug that he accidentally kills.
"Bordois, what have you gathered today little sister?"
Bordois by sesame sead September 29, 2008
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A random term used to describe an event of large magnitude, whether it be good or bad. Used like bruh moment.
“Dude some eggwrap got shot in a hit and run last night! that shit was Borgors!”
BORGORS by anonymous June 8, 2021

bortoise 

you lend him a book in your teens... he returns it to your grandkids.. slow as a tortoise!!
the bortoise came up with a suggestion for the trek a week after we returned!
bortoise by eyewe April 9, 2010
Rears to the wall lads, Borgis is coming
Borgis by The Insane One November 12, 2003

bongoism 

the act of discrimmnation ageinst someone for the tpye of bongos he/she/they/it have in their possession
chad 1: ay yo, you cant hang with us.
chad 2: don't be like that, why?
chad 1: you got blue bongos.
chad 2: yo thats straigth up bongoism
brad: ya thats fucked up

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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