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an invisible orgasm. also known as a snoregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm. wow, that was a total boregasm. please leave.
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January 26, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary
Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm. |
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When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair. I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...
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noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed
Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm. |
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n / v1 - An orgasm achieved by pure boredom n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness 1 - Holy christ... Why won't the f***ing history teacher just shut up?! I swear, I can feel a boregasm arising.
2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do 3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop. |
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(bor- gasm) n. Similar to an orgasm but not quite as fun, a boregasm is a spasm of muscles in the body that occurs at a moment that is incredibly boring. --boregasmic or boregastic- adj. "Wow dude, listening to your story gave me a huge boregasm."
"That tv show was totally boregasmic in every way." "I had the most boregastic time at that party" |
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Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance. "I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. "
OR Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?" Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking." |
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the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.
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