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n The state of staring into space and hitting things, often accompanied by the munchies, hours on urbanDictionary, channel surfing and internet sex.

n A code word for "horny"
by TheJaded April 13, 2006
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bored

If you are looking this up,you probably are.
Instead of being bored on the computer, why don't you do something useful. Like get hit by a bus.
by Your Mom in a bikini July 10, 2006
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wat i am rite now, and wat most people will be iff they look this up lol
god im bored!! help me!! plz help me!!
by Steve =p September 05, 2005
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Me since im typing this here right now. and everyone thast looking and reading this and trying to determine what this says. ytimcopneaynm cnweio djater kdjkand andlaj psnei
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by ChefJL February 05, 2005
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Being BORED is worse than commiting suicide. Being bored tis bad stuff!

You bored? huh?
I am..thats why im on U.D ^^
Go back to class now, u wasting to much timez....
Mr.Reznick: Why you out of class Jens?
Jens: Ughh...im bored.
Mr.Reznick:(face turns red) Get your ass to class right now!
Jens: You not allowed to say ass sir.
Mr.Reznick: Detention...
Jens: *bored*
by Mynameisbeingusedbysomeonelse December 12, 2008
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Boring bored ppl who have boring lives who live in boring houses and boring towns who go to boring schools on boring computers and go on boring websites like boring urban boring dictionary.com and look up boring words like boring, bored or boring things. PS. Boring ppl bore me.
Jenna: I'm bored
Karen: Your boring me
Jenna: Good
Karen: Good!
Jenna: Good!!!
Karen: *starts singing spanish ABC song*
Jenna: *Passes out with bordom*
Karens mom: *Comes in and sings with karen*
Karen: *Throws a spanish ABC song party*
by Betsy and Sieanna September 13, 2008
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one of the worst possible emotions.
ever.

for entertainment you might wanna look up;
high school
hell
chain smoker
dirty sanchez
scene kid
cunt
and
niggy
asdfjkl;

i'm FCKN bored, sonn.
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