BOOZITY, (ˈbʊz i
tee)
noun
1. Physics
a. The natural variation of conventional gravitational force that
breasts experience during movement; contrary to the force of attraction exerted by a celestial body, such as
Earth, upon objects at or near its surface, tending to draw them toward the center of the body.
Tittybong, the glorious movement caused by Boozity, this is exacerbated by running, jogging, jumping and/or the fitment of an inappropriate (size or function) support garment.
BOOZITY remains constant at the earths surface, variations to Tittybong are brought about by movement, support effectiveness, volume or the individual
breast's ability to Tittybong.
Note: There
will be
dramatic variations to Tittybong brought about by cosmetic variations to natures gifts.
Exaggerated displays of Tittybong is sometimes used to lure unsuspecting, often less intelligent, mates by crafty exponents.
The Tittybong was mesmerising,
like waves on the
beach, like the wind through her
hair, I love BOOZITY!
