| 1. | cannon | ||
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big round booty (girl with big butt walks by)
De'von: She got a CANNON! |
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| 2. | Ass Cannon | ||
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Ass Cannon Characteristics of one with an Ass Cannon 1) This person, man or woman, is known for their explosive power stemming from their ass cheeks. Sometimes unable to control their talent, he or she must be careful when going to take a crap, otherwise people one floor down from the toilet may suffer the consequences as the floor above may break due to the explosiveness of her ass and fall upon this person. 2) One with a humongous ass cannon can also contribute to society. Ass cannons are only called upon by countries military, for example, Greece or Canada, when all other options have been exhausted. Code words: “Release the Kraken!!” are used to deploy the one with an explosive ass. The ass cannon always gets the job done, and leaves behind a devastating scenery of corpses, radiation clouds, and of course, poop. 3) Not only used by the military, those with ass cannons can serve to be useful at barbecues to fire up the grill, as they have the ability to spew deadly fire out their asses. 1) Person 1 with ass cannon: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM…. I did it again, the toilets clogged. I think the floor may have broken as well.
Brother: AAAGGGHH!!! It’s all over me!!! Mom: *screaming* Your brother!!! He’s… he’s… dead. 2) Person 1: Mr. President, there are no more forces left, we have no other choice! Do what must be done! Mr. President: *sighs*…This is a sad bitter day... execute order “Release the Kraken”. Get her ass cannon in here. May her future victims rest in peace for the horror they are about experience. 3) Chris: Nancy! Get your ass over here, fire this up! We’re having chicken. Nancy: Okay, Let ‘er rip! *boom* Chris: Your ass never fails, great work. |
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| 3. | Baby Cannon | ||
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A girl who is tall, hot, has a nice ass, and wide hips that are good for sex and for babies to shoot out like a cannon, hence the name "Baby Cannon" Guy1: Yo did you see that chick Jessica? Dude she's so hot!
Guy2: Yeah i know man totaly a baby cannon. |
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| 4. | baby cannon | ||
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baby cannon: A hot girl with wide hips who is also at least a D cup, has a wonderful ass, has a pretty face, and is above average height. Guy 1: Yo did you see Beyonce at the VMA'S?
Guy2: Yeah she is so hot and the best baby cannon out there. |
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| 5. | Dookie Shooter | ||
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Another word for anus. Just as a cannon shoots a cannon ball, the anus shoots dookie. You smell like ass. Go wipe your dookie shooter.
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| 6. | Chillicothe Cannon Ball | ||
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When you put both balls into a girls (or guy's, we don't judge) asshole and s/he farts them back out. A satisfactory "pop" can be heard if done correctly I was feeling a little adventurous so I had my girlfriend give me a Chillicothe Cannon Ball
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| 7. | empty one's sack | ||
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The act of eking one's seed out from the testes. Ejaculating. Spunking up a storm in a lady's teacup. Cleaning one's pipes. Farquar's hand was a blur as he frantically, desperately reached the point of no return. "By Jove, I think it is time to empty one's sack" he ejaculated, plum firmly in his mouth, and with a gruff grunt of pleasure, he emptied his sack onto the shiny, firm booty that was splayed before him.
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