2.A man who likes to stick his penis and ejaculate into inorganic things.
3.A person who likes to conceal the fact that wanking his dick on his boots.
4.A faggot who likes to think bout fucking stuff and doing it to plastic stuff.
Chris: HUH?.. oh shit nothing nothing.
Victor: STOP FUCKING THAT CHAIR!!!
CHris: OH SHIT! * runs off holdin his dick stuck in a chair*