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Bootcampsturbate 

The act of masturbating to your smoking girlfriend in a risky boot camp bathroom, dropping the picture through your legs into the toilet, and then leaning forward to retrieve it, only to learn that the toilets are sensor activated and that your picture is forever lost into the abyss of disappointment and nothingness.
When you Bootcampsturbate, be sure to use a photo you're comfortable with losing.
1) Homosexual Salmon Eating People, who have more money than sense and genetalia.

2) A community of Cock Wombles
"I think I'm off to Bootham College."
"Really Eugene? I guess you eat salmon and suck dick then."
Bootham by ImNotOffToBootham November 14, 2013

bootycamp 

Two or more people getting together, isolating themselves and fucking each others asses off for some period of time. All in the aim of getting a lot more skilled in said activity.
What are you planning for this weekend?

Nick said he'd take me to bootycamp.

Oh my, you won't be able to walk for a week!
bootycamp by Lapsus Digitalis September 9, 2013

bootcamp 

A computer program made by Apple that allows the user to install X86 based operating systems such as Windows and Linux in a dual boot or a triple boot configuration along side Mac OS X on computers with X86 processors made by Apple. That includes the iMac,Mac Pro,Mac Book,Mac Book Pro,Mac Book Air, and the Mac Mini. This setup will allow each operating system to run at full speed and make full use of 3D graphics.
Bootcamp is the best program to setup a dual boot or a triple boot on Apple's hardware An example includes the following. Mac OS X Mountain Lion, Windows 7, and Ubuntu Linux.
bootcamp by terryjonesxp August 15, 2012

Bootcamp Blowjob 

When a girl gives a blowjob by doing pushups, opening her mouth and allowing the penis to enter and exit her mouth as she goes down, then rises again.
I was in a Drill Seargent mood last night, so I made my girlfriend give me a Bootcamp Blowjob.
Bootcamp Blowjob by JY Trackstar September 28, 2011

One Bitch Bootcamp 

A person, typically female, whom not only excels at being a bitch to such a degree that a series of non-bitches could learn to be legendarily bitchy, but also projects bitchiness in such a way that it becomes the problem of those aroud his or herself.
She is not only a bitch on her own time but Jennifer is a bitch around me too, making it my problem and her a One Bitch Bootcamp.